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Only press play if you’re okay with using X amount of seconds of your day and okay with straining several muscles in your face from mouthing the words “what in every God’s name am I watching…” on a loop. The porn iguana Courtney Stodden should be sitting in a chair in school, but instead she’s using her time to make performance art pieces like this one of her as a cat. Courtney isn’t trying to put on a total sexy pussycat act on either. bisney is acting like an actual cat! This is some high school drama club exercise sh*t! Courtney coughs up a weave ball, eats cat food out of a bag and kicks litter around with her lucite heels. It’s a Sarah McLachlan song away from being the most terrifying SPCA PSA ever. Please spay, neuter (and don’t drug up) your pets!

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If the miracle child of Karen Elson and Castapella from She-Ra played one of Alexis Carrington’s arch rivals in a Dynasty episode set in an alternate universe, she would look exactly like Tilda Swinton on Candy magazine – Celebisneyy Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate are obviously discussing the super important topic of [...]

The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 18th!

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Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Swatting At A Reporter

There’s a Ukrainian reporter whose “thing” is to kiss the cheeks of celebrities on the red carpet and I guess most celebrities are okay with it, but Will Smith was not one of those celebrities at the premiere of Men In Black 3 in Moscow today. The reporter put his lips on Will Smith’s face and [...]

Raven Has Some Shit To Say About The Lesbian Rumors

Cancel the “That’s So Raven!” pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on Twitter today to twat out a few words about the rumor that she and AzMarie [...]