Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Lower tier actress – you know her name – is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the buttistant out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.

Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time f**king up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for sh*ts and giggles, because he’s a twisted f**k. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is…she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close. (Lainey Gossip)

Michael Bay (of pigs) and Ashley Greene? Ashley Greene needs to do her research, because everyone knows that Michael Bay is the real life Chad from In The Company of Men. Every young actress and Victoria’s Secret model checks under her bed every night, because there’s a good chance Michael Bay is under there with a bikini in one hand and a sponge for her to wash his Ferrari with in the other.

Michael Bay is a tall drink of douche and any young actress who auditions for him should know that he’s either going to make them buff his rims or rim him in the buff.

It turns out that Hollywood is not the only place you need beards. Sports also has a need for beards. What happens when you combine the two? You get an NFL player who wants to meet gay actors so “dates” a B list actress. Hey, she has done it before for a reality star. (CDAN)

I’m getting a later start than usual this morning, because while researching this blind item like any serious journalist would, I Googled “gay NFL” and it took me on a journey that can only be described as visual lube. My fap material file is all filled up now. Anyway, my guess for this is pocket beard Hayden Pantyairs, Scotty McKnight and Stephen Colletti? That Scotty McKnight dude never made my gaydar pucker until I started looking pictures of him. In almost every picture, Scotty makes the same OMGSOEXCITEDTOSEENEWPEEN face I make whenever Corbin Fisher adds a new porn piece.

Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships pop up in the news. (BuzzFoto)

Sheryl Crow? Kelly Clarkson?

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 21st!

Faces of meth – Muppets edition. – brbutty

Runners-up:

After ten years on the job Camron The Cum Sock decided it was time to take a bath. – Whamo

Although it doesn’t giggle or squirm, the new Infect Me Elmo has reached a niche market. – Chilly

via The Telegraph (Thanks Lulu)

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Put a nail on the vacant space above your toilet, because here’s the perfect HIGH ART masterpiece that will make you heave and tingle at the same time. Unicorn Booty posted this stunning portrait created by an unknown computer artist genius of Rick Santorum’s face made entirely of gay porn. It’s a Rick Santporno! Rick Santorum’s mug makes a lot of people yack, but if you get closer to this gorgeous portrait you’ll have the sudden urge to fap.

Man nalgas and peens really bring out the beauty in Rick’s face. Oh Rick, you really make all of us swoon when you’ve got dirt stars in your eyes. For the slightly NSFW full butt version, click here or here.

(For Angelique)

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Birthday Sluts

Hans Klok (43)
Miko Hughes (26)
Drew Barrymore (37)
James Blunt (38)
Lea Salonga (41)
Thomas Jane (43)
Clinton Kelly (43)
Jeri Ryan (44)
Rachel Dratch (46)
Kyle MacLachlan (53)
Ellen Greene (61)
Julie Walters (62)
Julius Erving (62)
Jonathan Demme (68)
Marni Nixon (82)
James Hong (83)
Don Pardo (94)

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Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…

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Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, but fixed now) say they’re in an “open relationship” and she knows better than to ask about Rihanna Read More …


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Adam Levine’s Terrified Of Christina Aguilera

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Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bisney about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to Read More …


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Kim Kardashian’s Diet Pills Don’t Really Work? GTFO

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Shocking news this morning: Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of sh*t and nothing but a mbuttive cash grab regardless of the consequences. Although in a surprise twist, nobody got pissed on in a sex tape at her mother’s command. I almost didn’t believe it myself. Page Six reports: Partner Scott A. Read More …


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Lea Michele in a Bikini and Other News

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Posted by Photo Boy – Oh, wow, England has their own Gary Busey. – Mardi Gras is still mostly about drunken tit flashing. Neat. – Sacha Baron Cohen schtick is so old it might as well start smoking salvia and posting naked pics of itself to Twitter. – Jessica Simpson almost Read More …


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BREAKING: Adele Has One Of Those Middle Fingers

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Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty sh*tty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed in the backseat of a car followed by her own estranged father selling Read More …


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Drew Barrymore Is (Probably) Pregnant

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Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is f**king terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and eventually one of those five minutes will involve Dane Cook so now we owe it to this kid to make Read More …


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