http://currentnewsbuzz.com Celebrity news, movie news and gossip Sat, 20 Mar 2010 05:18:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Earlier I posted a highly important news story (eat that with a dollop of whipped sarcasm on top) about White Oprah's plans to hold a press conference today to talk about her new line of eco-friendly toothbrushes. Aaaaaand here's the pictures from that very special press conference which was held ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/white-oprah-debuts-her-new-collection-of-fugly-green-toothbrushes/ The news about Anna Nicole Smith's estate not getting one penny from J. Howard Marshall's estate got me down, but this sh*t right here perked me back up like an afternoon prostate exam! E! News is saying that Kelsey Grammer's stunning trophy wife and Irritable Bowel Syndrome advocate Camille Grammer is ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/camille-grammer-is-finally-getting-her-time-in-the-spotlight/ The planet shifted off its axis again this afternoon, because Howard K. Stern, Dannilynn Hope, Cousin Shelly, Sugar Pie and Larry Birkhead all fell out of their chairs simultaneously after a court ruled that Anna Nicole Smith's estate won't get a penny from her late billionaire husband's fortune. At the time ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/its-a-sad-day-for-gold-diggers-everywhere/ Bombshell McGee's "WP" tattoo does not stand for "White Power" as has been previously reported. Jesse James' jump-off tells her latest pimp InTouch Weekly that the "WP" actually stands for "Wet Pussy." Boobsh*t went on to say, "Jesse and I had a conversation about it and he says a ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/thanks-for-clarifying/ Somewhere in the world a dozen Totally Hair Ken Dolls are cursing Billy Bob Thornton's name while holding their bald heads - Lainey Gossip Daddy Spears needs to summon Our Lady of Cheetos back to his kitchen with promises of Velveeta grits, because this doesn't look good - Hollywood Tuna Here's your ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/afternoon-crumbs-532/ via FunPic http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/the-caption-this-contest-for-march-19th-3/ We all need to move to Japan and get jobs as Don Drapers, because it's obvious that they encourage you to eat LSD tabs during brainstorming sessions. That's the only way I can explain this trippy, terrifying commercial starring a broken-hearted boy (who is trespbutting, by the way), an Adrien ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/open-post-hosted-by-your-latest-acid-trip/ We're NOT going to have a party this Friday night, because there really is no reason to celebrate now that we know Paula Abdul isn't going to host the Star Search reboot. Ed McMahon can cancel those coffin rolling lessons, because his legacy is preserved...for now. A source tells E! News ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/boo-hiss-boo/ I'm only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World's Tattooiest... ...read full story http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/the-michelle-bombshell-nudes/ - Katherine Heigl blows a chance to remain relevant. [Dlisted] - George Clooney voted for Jeff Bridges at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian still a ninja at stealthing body fat. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Cindy Margolis... ...read full story http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2010/03/19/crazy-britney-rears-its-head-and-other-news/