http://currentnewsbuzz.com Celebrity news, movie news and gossip Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:00:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Lisa Marie Presley ejected twin girls out of her body on Friday night and now we know their names. Star Magazine claims Lisa and her Tommy Petty-wannabe husband have named their bundles of joy Harper and Finley. Okay, what's with celebrities giving their babies talking animal names? Julia Roberts set the ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/harper-finley/ Last night, I was busy doing hood rat stuff and being gross when I checked my e-mail and found that a few of you whores had written me with the subject: FIGHTING CHOLAS ON AMAZING RACE. I immediately turned on the TV and expected to see those Amazing Race hobags ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/fighting-cholas-on-amazing-race/ Hugh Jackman turned 40 yesterday and he celebrated by giving a bunch sunbathers in Sydney the gift of his body. You know that when Hugh got into the water, everybody had to run out and head to the bathroom because their crotches were about to explode. It was like a ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/dear-clara-meadmore-dont-look-at-these-pictures/ Birthday: October 10, 1903 Age: 105!!! (Larry King is still older) Birth Name: ? Original Date of HS of the Day: October 10, 2008 Claim to Fame: She's the 105-year-old virgin and she's gorgeous! Clara says the secret to her long life is attributed to the fact that she's never given up the granny ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/hot-slut-of-the-week-miss-clara-meadmore/ Lunch time! Here's a side of Fuggie Fug's droopy meth face to go with your sandwich - Hollywood Tuna Ceiling Eyes gets greasy for Maxim Magazine - Egotastic! Denise Richards has mom butt (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Jon Hamm, just because - Popsugar The final "Twilight" trailer - Lainey Gossip Jude Law as ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/afternoon-crumbs-174/ http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/the-caption-this-contest-for-october-13th/ HoHan is a genius when it comes to picking Halloween costumes. Full Disclosure reports that she's chosen to go as Sarah Palin. You know, because ten million other people aren't going to dress as Palin for Halloweenie. Seriously, that's why I'm considering staying inside. The streets will be covered with ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/hohans-original-halloween-costume/ I doubt they serve cokey cotton candy in the jail cafeteria, so Amy Wino will have to smuggle some in her crack hive for her good friend Mik Whitnall. Mik was arrested yesterday in London for....take a lucky guess. Of course, he was arrested for crack cocaine possession. NME reports that ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/speaking-of/ These are shots of "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson getting a lap dance at "The Most Interesting Show in the World" over the weekend. Wow, a stripper grinding on a Playboy bunny. That's like covering a midget in chocolate sauce. How do you lose? (Not counting getting kicked in the ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/kendra-wilkinson-hearts-lap-dances/ Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears' "Womanizer" video, and it looks like we've got nipple, folks. I don't know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I'm going to go out on ... http://currentnewsbuzz.com/2008/10/13/britney-spears-nipple-slip-in-womanizer-video/