Category Archives: Current News Buzz

As a pimp, mother and professor of fame whoring 101, Pimp Mama Kris never felt as proud as when one of her youngest, Kylie Jenner, Tweeted this picture of Khloe Kardashian’s mbuttive Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade head floating next to … Continue reading →

But before we get into Kunty Karl’s sorry excuse for a sorry, let’s all read his original comment so we’re all clear. Metro, where Karl was guest editor that day, asked him what he thinks about Lana Del Rey. This … Continue reading →

I don’t watch Vampire Diaries, because there’s only so many vampire shows I need in my life and True Blood automatically wins out since it has a whole lot of ASkars nalgas, Joe Man Jello nipples and tang from Lafayette … Continue reading →

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George Michael is alive, well and sunning his hair yarmulke with his hairy piece in the Maldives – Towleroad When Eva Mendes gets back from humping on Ryan Gosling in Thailand, she better give your nana her “sweeping the porch … Continue reading →

If a color blind 11-year-old Little Monster used Photoshop 1 on the half broken first generation Mac in his parent’s garage to make a fan made poster for Lady CaCa’s “Born This Way Ball” Tour, it would look a lot … Continue reading →

Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that’s the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her sh*t and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the … Continue reading →

Connor Cruise, the 17-year-old son of Tommy Cruise and the sometime son of Nicole Kidman, has once again proven that old saying “the rotten apple doesn’t fall from the insane f**king tree” right. Since Connor has a famous last name … Continue reading →

In news that has stabbed a bloody hole into my faith in the growing legacy of gold diggers, TMZ reports that Russell Brand won’t pick up a shovel and dig into Katy Perry’s mountain of millions. Russell and Katy didn’t … Continue reading →

“Hey, churros! Who else is into water sports???!” #JulioCCLopez – MATTDingo Runners-up: After Seal Team 6 took out Bin Ladin, Seal Pup Team 6 went in after his mangy cats. – OurMissC After adopting all of them, Paris was extremely … Continue reading →