Category Archives: Celebrity News

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible sh*t you sh*t-slingers slung this week. sh*t like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the … Continue reading →

Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed … Continue reading →

After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over … Continue reading →

The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve buttumed since then. Turns out she’s been … Continue reading →

The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve buttumed since then. Turns out she’s been … Continue reading →

In case her week-long bikini tour through Hawaii wasn’t enough, here’s Vanessa Hudgens breasts leaving a dance studio yesterday before walking the red carpet at the LA premiere of Journey 2. And you almost have to respect the simplicity of … Continue reading →

Posted by Photo Boy – Last time I checked Tinkerbell didn’t have huge fake tits. And oh, how I’ve checked. – Dr. Phil thinks men care what he has to say now. Ha, that guy! – Here’s who’s all up … Continue reading →

“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.” Apparently Madonna‘s giving 800 interviews these … Continue reading →

Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just buttume that conversation … Continue reading →

Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s butt cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha … Continue reading →