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While promoting his role as Jennifer Aniston’s full-time piece on Ellen, Justin “I Don’t Talk About My Relationship!!!!!” Theroux sort of talked about Maddox’s nemesis when he said she can’t get enough of his sweet, sweet breakdancing moves. Justin’s girlfriend, … Continue reading →

The portrait of real love is CoCo’s honey-glazed titty balls spilling out of her quinceanera dress at hers and Ice-T’s 10th anniversary ball – Crunk + Disorderly If world-renowned artist James Franco put a frame around that forehead zit and … Continue reading →

Because Jennifer Love Hewitt is a shy, private and demure person, she celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday at the long-running headquarters for fame eaters that is The Ivy. THE IVY: Where THIRSTAY hos can quench their thirst on $30 lemonade … Continue reading →

If that Sheriff is having a face orgasm from staring at Lindsay Lohan’s freckled butt dumplings, then we all know that in the state of California exists a Sheriff who spends his off-duty hours watching granny porn while f**king a … Continue reading →

Here’s kidnapping victim turned America’s sweetheart Elizabeth Smart on the day she married her piece of a year Matthew Gilmour in Hawaii. Elizabeth Smart already got a free shade pbutt (good for one year) from me when she created an … Continue reading →

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The last time President Obama serenaded the people, I took a Magic Eraser to that memory, because I didn’t want to accidentally bring it up while talking to my mom. Almost every time Obama’s name comes up, my mom gets … Continue reading →

Adam Levine and his creature of elegance girlfriend Anne V were both on Howard Stern yesterday morning and in between talking about whether or not Snookitina is chunkalicious, he educated the children on his fool-proof birth control method. Adam obviously … Continue reading →