“Well, If I cant have a long black ding dong in my mouth, might has well build one on my head, stare at it and dream!” - onetakenfreak
Runners-up:
Ugh, he even makes his eyebrows lift weights. – daisy100
Right before this pic was taken you could hear Eva Longoria giggle “he’s had WAY more ding dongs at once than that”… - jack-n-the-hat
No f**kin’ wonder Twinkies are almost out of production with advertisements like this! Nobody wants to lick a Twinkie that’s been face raped by 6 Ding Dongs! – Jalapena
Source: Poison Paradise via WOW Report
