Monthly Archives: January 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For January 31st!

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

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One Reason To Love Reese Witherspoon

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Reese Witherspoon hasn’t meant sh*t to me ever since she stomped her chin on Jake Gyllenhaal’s fairytale wedding dreams, but she has redeemed herself by making the children cry. MTV (via Just Jared) asked Reese what she thinks about Justin … Continue reading →

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Harry Potter Prefers A Hairy Twatter

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday the media was asking a young Daniel Radcliffe what kind of Legos he likes to play with (or whatever) and now the media is asking him about how he likes his coochie. They grow … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By Kristen Bell’s Sloth-Induced Meltdown

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Like Jennifer Aniston when Justin Theroux seriously asked her out on a date without saying PSYCH! afterward, Kristen Bell was filled so much potent happiness over meeting a sloth that she melted into a puddle of joy before the sloth … Continue reading →

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Water is wet, I flicked at my nipple while using the neti pot this morning, Tommy Girl took his toast with a thick layer of nut butter and Lindsay Lohan allegedly snorted her way to f**ked up and back on … Continue reading →

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Vanity Fair’s Annual White Girl Issue Featuring Two Non-White Girl

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Vanity Fair(Skin) pushed our their annual Hollywood issue were they spread the supposedly freshest and hottest sh*t all over their cover. This year they put Rooney Mara, Mia Wasikowska, Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain on the cover, and pushed the … Continue reading →

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug … Continue reading →

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Here’s Steve-O & Elisabetta Canalis Sucking Face

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

When George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis, it was pretty much buttumed it’s because she brought up marriage and commitment gives George Clooney cancer. Turns out she’s a gaping famewhore which explains why you’re looking at Elisabetta making out with Steve-O … Continue reading →

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Reese Witherspoon Responds To Justin Bieber’s ‘Fear’ Remake In The Only Way Possible

Posted on January 31, 2012 by admin

I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. … Continue reading →

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