Monthly Archives: December 2011

I was going to start this post by brain farting about all the f**kery that trickled on us this year, but the memory box in my head labeled 2011 has been erased by all of the breakfast wine, lunch wine, … Continue reading →

You know, I threw lumps of cold sh*t at that Rooney Mara (from that Girl with the Double Dragon Tattoo sh*t) trick when she hocked a crusty loogie of ungratefulness at Christopher Meloni’s nipples by saying that she doesn’t get … Continue reading →

Okay, not really, but I know what will make you sluts sit up and take notice! If I had written “Signing Off” or some lame sh*t like that, you would have yawned, farted, scratched your butt and continued eating nachos … Continue reading →

Thank the heavens, FINALLY, something interesting happened. Somewhere between the fifty RUSSELL AND KATY SPLIT articles and watching paint dry, Michael K pulled a little gem out of his no-no that will make all of our black hearts smirk with … Continue reading →

TMZ says that the reason Russell Brand filed for divorce yesterday and not Katy Perry is because she didn’t want her super-religious parents slapping her with their King James. That’s a bible, not a dildo brand. Since Katy’s parents are … Continue reading →

Kids, I could use a hangover cure right now. Even one from a pretentious twat. I am in New York City for the New Year on Manhunt business (make of that what you will) and I went to a bar … Continue reading →

Beverly Leech – aka Kate Monday from MATHNET! Beverly’s portrayed a no-nonsense, obviously lesbian cop with an algebra fetish in the recurring segment on the 80s show SQUARE ONE TELEVISION. This bisney taught us that lesbians can like cats AND … Continue reading →

Anthony Hopkins (74) Donald Trump Jr. (34) Joey McIntyre (39) Lance Reddick (42) Gong Li (46) Nicholas Sparks (46) Michael McDonald (47) Val Kilmer (52) Bebe Neuwirth (53) James Remar (58) Donna Summer (63) Tim Matheson (64) Diane von Fürstenberg … Continue reading →

Haahahahahahaha!! Okay, since no celebs are doing any sucio sh*t today, I’m going to post this old school video that one of my friends sent me on a then 30-year old Pimp Mama Kris. Just precious. The audio is almost … Continue reading →

Apologies in advance to all the beautiful gays out there, but according to a new book Nixon’s Darkest Secrets: The Inside Story of America’s Most Troubled President by ex White House Correspondant Don Fulsum, President Richard Nixon was one of … Continue reading →