Monthly Archives: November 2011

Pimp Mama Kris has gone too far this time in her campaign to paint Kris Humphries as an evil monstrous person oaf who stomped all over Kim’s fairytale dreams. This cover of Star Magazine, obviously curated by Kris Jenner, is … Continue reading →

Twitter user @UVAMichael strolled into a restaurant in Richmond, VA today and caught a gift in the form of Daniel Day-Lewis in Shape-Ups, Steve Jobs’ wardrobe and an Abe Lincoln face. DDL is in Richmond shooting Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln biopic … Continue reading →

Haven’t you always thought that the likes of Ava Gardner, Veronica Lake, Marilyn Monroe, Dorothy Lamour and Jean Harlow would be a lot more “clbuttier” and “Old Hollywood-ier” if they teased their hair into an AquaNet nest, painted their titty … Continue reading →

There’s a very good reason for why Tommy Girl’s face has a gigantic rainbow smile on it. It’s because he’s in Japan! Guess who’s the tallest princess in the room now, bisneyes? – Lainey Gossip Tramp stamp. – The Superficial … Continue reading →

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This is what happened when former Hot Slut Serene Branson and Dlisted favorite Dollhouse Dude crossed paths at Occupy L.A. Magic is what happened. Magic! Sadly, it seems like the economy has claimed the house on his head and now … Continue reading →

Jessica Simpson is at least into her 5th month of being knocked up (I think) and at this point you’d think that she’d only be able to get around on a manatee gurney carried by highly trained coastal conservationists. But … Continue reading →

Ali Lohan, the future face of fashion and the frontrunner for the role of Jen if there’s ever a Dark Crystal remake, is on the cover of Page Six Magazine for reasons that lie on the cum-covered Kleenex that got … Continue reading →