Monthly Archives: October 2011

Guess You Didn’t Get That $500,000…..

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

Because everybody but Papa Joe knows that a Jessica Simpson pregnancy announcement is worth about as much as a left-handed handjob from Captain Hook, not one tabloid magazine farted up the $500,000 he wanted for an exclusive so bisney had … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: It’s a half Halloween day for me, because I spent the weekend drowning in rainwater and rum in Florida and now I’m heading back to the land of black snow. Everything will be back to normal tomorrow! … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For October 31st!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

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Open Post: Hosted By The Texting Bride

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

….And I bet this extremely elegant bride’s marriage is still going to last longer than Kim Kardashian’s. I mean, in this day and age the true sign of pure love is pulling your phone out of your bridal tits to … Continue reading →

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what … Continue reading →

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From The "How Do I Fap To This?" Files: Al Roker As Prince Hot Ginge

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

Out of all the wigs that tried to quit a bisney during Today’s ridiculous mess of a Halloween show this morning, why couldn’t it have been the dull beaver’s butt on top of Al Roker’s head? My nipples have the … Continue reading →

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The (Halloween) Crap We Missed

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

    Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

    In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Wouldn’t Move to Minnesota, Is The Bullsh*t Excuse

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

    With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce confirmed by E! News, it was only a matter of time until story lines from the show are pbutted off as actual events that happened in real life instead of scripted horsesh*t … Continue reading →

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by admin

I’ll add more to this Halloween gift as soon as I stop HAHAHAHAHAHA-ing from every one of my fingers. Okay, I’m back and I’m still trying to fight the urge to HAHAHAHAHAHA through my finger tips throughout this entire post, … Continue reading →

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