Monthly Archives: September 2011

60% Real Steel

A gritty, white-knuckle, action ride set in the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Real Steel stars Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots…

Posted in Movie News | Leave a comment

Taylor Lautner Gives Good Face

Taylor Lautner emotes only one emotion some hos describe as “……….” when he’s acting in front of a camera, but the wires in that robot chicken hawk’s control panel were sparking something extra during his appearance on Spain’s El Hormiguero … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

Afternoon Crumbs

FINALLY! A double-sided dildo in mushroom head style – Videogum Princess Charlene’s outfit is obviously a loud cry for heeeeeelp – Lainey Gossip The Twitter Whale being in fetus position on the bottom of the Twitter ocean could have something … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 30th!

via Splash

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

Open Post: Hosted By Chris "The Dutchess" Walton

Chris “The Dutchess” Walton, the Greta Gremlin-like beauty with the longest finger nails (and longest gums) in the world, has to clean her butt by sticking her butt against the bathtub faucet stream and the easiest way for her to … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

A Waste Of Bologna!

Page Six says that Justin Theroux’s BMW motorcycle has been parked in front of Jennifer Aniston’s West Village apartment all week and some shady trick decided to send him a little message by showering his bike with what Aniston should’ve … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.30.11

    If this is a brochure for your school, now would be a good time to dropout and focus on how you’re going to wage emotional revenge on your parents over the next 20 years for sending you there because … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity News | Leave a comment

71% Real Steel

A gritty, white-knuckle, action ride set in the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Real Steel stars Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots…

Posted in Movie News | Leave a comment

How Much Did Tara Reid Get Paid For The American Pie Reunion?

The Hollywood Reporter put out an unconfirmed list of how much money each cast member from the American Pie Reunion movie put into the shoe boxes under their beds and this is what it looks like: Jason Biggs – $5 … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment

What An Insult To Trannies

If you polled a hundred people on if the Kuntrashian Klan look like a) a trio of kow gonads sprayed with a mixture of lead paint and bile; or b) a trio of transflowers, not one ho would let the … Continue reading

Posted in Current News Buzz | Leave a comment