Monthly Archives: August 2011

Finally, A Real Royal Wedding

Here’s Slash and his on-and-off again wife Perla Ferrar giving the international sign for holy matrimony after renewing their vows in Ibiza, Spain today. Slash and Perla first got married on October 15, 2001, which I’m pretty sure was also … Continue reading

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And Here’s OctoSana’s "Uh…Errr….Can We Go Back To Deal #1?" Side-Eye

Last year, Mad Mel Gibson offered Oksana Grigorieva $15 million as a break-up settlement in exchange for a blow job before jacuzzi (you can’t blame an butthole for trying). After OctoSana shook her head no to that offer (which because … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

Taylor Lautner throws his best Grace Jones face on VMan – OMG Blog Did you think Madge just magically has the endurance to chase after baby toys when they try to escape from her dungeon? That sh*t takes work! – … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 31st!

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Models Have Moves

Here’s Karen Elson, Raquel Zimmerman and some Amish hos hawking fancy clothes while showing off the moves they learned at The Velma Dinkley Dance School. I just…. So this is the reason why that whenever I’m about to bust into … Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By This Drop Of Sunshine

You can escort yourself to the exit box in the corner if you were about to type: “I didn’t know Susan Boyle was in Dancing with the Stars?” May a pair of control top hose never control your top again … Continue reading

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Bony Bitch Calls Bony Bitch A Bony Bitch

When Giuliana Rancid isn’t digging tunnels in the earth for her colony queen, she’s throwing shade at can’t dress hos on Fashion Police and during last week’s episode she barfed out a few calorie-free words about the malnourished body of … Continue reading

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Matthew Fox Officially Charged With Poon Punching

Before we get back on Matthew Fox’s Dharma party van of pussy punches, I should let you know that mug shot isn’t really Matthew Fox and has been around for years. I know. I wish that after Matthew allegedly right … Continue reading

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.31.11

    “I said, I f**ked your wife! God, this motor’s loud…” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Alysa Milano looking exactly like a woman who’s ready to pop at any minute, and she did this morning, Alexander Skarsgard … Continue reading

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Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now

    According to TooFab, the now-single Minka Kelly is already not-single because she’s having a “growing late-night relationship” (So I’m not the only one who wakes up with that? Thank God.) with Ramon Rodriguez who you might remember from such … Continue reading

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