Monthly Archives: July 2011

That rhymes! All day I’ve been hung over, under, to the side, etc… It feels like a giant suction cup is plunging the top of my head over and over again in slow motion while two invisible vibrators f**k me … Continue reading →

Guess who not only needs to finger bang a jar of nail cream, but also got an equal sign tattoo for marriage equality? Hint: It’s not Caca. – Towleroad (In the horny whisper voice of Prince) I feel the heat, … Continue reading →

It’s true that Dolly Parton’s magnificent chichis are to a newborn baby as to what the endless ice cream machine at the Souplantation near my mom’s house is to me. But that doesn’t mean you should pull some dramatic soap … Continue reading →

St. Lucia was Amy Winehouse’s second home and during most of 2009 you could find her there spending time with the locals or snatching glbuttes of the sweet nectar off of tables. The Sunday Mirror says that Amy was so … Continue reading →

Back in 2009, several hos nearly knocked their hairlines up a few inches when they raised both brows over a then 19-year-old Aaron Johnson of Kick-butt getting engaged to a then 42-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood. Hairlines crept up even further when … Continue reading →

Those of you knew that the “Soulja Boy spent $55 million on a private jet” story was served on mound of cold bull sh*t can give yourself an extra pat on the taint for being right. The gutter goblin of … Continue reading →

Chilli Willy, the dick-shaped pepper that is making my no-no cringe and pucker (here’s a visual) at the same time. Chilli Willy is finally getting inducted into the Hot Slut of Fame (or “SHAME” with a capital everything depending on … Continue reading →

Dean Cain (45) Rico Rodriguez (13) Eric Lively (30) B.J. Novak (32) Ben Chaplin (41) J.K. Rowling (45) Fatboy Slim (48) Wesley Snipes (49) Mark Cuban (53) Geraldine Chaplin (67) Don Murray (82)