Monthly Archives: June 2011

Welcome To Canada And Shit

The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge, Willy and Wait, arrived in Ontario Canada today to grace their loyal subjects with their presence. It is only fitting that they ventured their royal selves to “the honeymoon capital of the Commonwealth” as … Continue reading

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Pick Me!! Pick Me!!

The gorgeous, sensitive and sensible Charlize Theron (NO sarcasm this time, don’t pbutt out), the girl I would totally go ghey for, the object of my adoration and my avatar has said before that she would never get married until … Continue reading

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Megan Fox Did Not Cheat On David Silver When She Rode Shia’s Douche Stick

This will come as no surprise to you sluts as this is the biggest DUH excuse given to your lovah when asked about humping on someone else’s f**k parts during a BREAK UP PERIOD, but supposedly the Fox was on … Continue reading

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Amy Winehouse Is Tha DEBIIIIL

Or, more specifically, the White Devil. REPORTED for racism. TMZ just broke the story that some lame butt group called SwagSec who thinks they can “take back the internet” by posting rambling incoherent sh*t on a crackhead’s website hacked into … Continue reading

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This foreign born actress who people either seem to love or hate is probably B- list here, but actually probably closer to A in her own country. Anyway, she has a new boyfriend and he thinks he is the only … Continue reading

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Keeping It Klassy

There’s not a lot of meat to this piece (the post or Tara) but I never pbutt up a chance to point and laugh at the sober and refined lady Tara Reid. Mostly because I’m JELLIZ of her many fans … Continue reading

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NO SUIT FOR YOU!!

The lovely and top heavy ginge known as Christina Hendricks should officially change her name to OCHO CHICHI and slap that sh*t on the back of her Hall of Famewhoring jersey!! Lucky Magazine reports (via Popeater), that she can’t walk … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

Fishsticks in fishnets for Vanity Fair – Celebisneyy The British are coming! The British are coming! I wish I was talking about Prince Hot Ginge’s peen, but I’m actually talking about Prince William and Duchess Catherine’s visit to Canada – … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 30th!

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Open Post: Hosted By Cheerleader Boy

Gimme a ?! Gimme a ?! Gimme a ?! What’s that spell? The f**k if I know, but I really hope it spells out, “Get it, bisney,” because that’s exactly what this cheerleader boy at China’s Shandong University is doing … Continue reading

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