Monthly Archives: May 2011

I’ve always said that if your nekkid butt nekkid pictures are scattered around the Internet and you’re not into it, you either pull a Cbuttie by saying “It’s just a titty!” or you deny like it’s your job. You blame … Continue reading →

This out B list television and movie actress just cannot resist cheating on her significant other. At this point, she does not even care who it is, or if she gets caught. She is confident her significant other will not … Continue reading →

It was just a quick second ago when Hayden Panettiere climbed down her Ukrainian tree trunk of a boyfriend and made all her internal organs breathe a collective sigh of relief when she broke it off for good. Hayden’s kidney … Continue reading →

Naomi Campbell is threatening to throw a lawsuit right at the faces of Cadbury for using her name and comparing her to a chocolate bar in one of their new ads. The “diva” Cadbury is referring to could be their … Continue reading →

Chelsea Handler (who looks like a humanized version of my hangover) starring in Before & After Photoshop – Celebisneyy Tommy Cooze found something that makes him look even more like a lesbian: a fedora – Lainey Gossip We’re living in … Continue reading →

via Laughing Squid (Thanks Megan)

Looking like if a baby sasquatch ran off in the middle of getting a full body shave, Snooki walked the streets of Florence, Italy with Deena (or maybe that’s my uncle in drag as Toula from My Big Fat Greek … Continue reading →

Thank OPRAH (after feeling the invisible palm of O on my forehead during her final sermon it feels only right to call God by her first name) for the LOOK AT ME stretch of beach in Malibu and for paparazzos … Continue reading →

The Huffington Post pointed towards an interview between The Telegraph and St. Angie Jolie where she talks about playing Cleopatra (“We are trying to get into a different truth about her as a pharaoh in history and not as a … Continue reading →