Monthly Archives: April 2011

The Unicorns Are Crying Rainbow Tears Of Happiness Today!

Posted on April 30, 2011 by admin

If you saw a rainbow shaking in the sky yesterday, then you witnessed the moment Mimi’s twin unicorlings started to finally push themselves out of her down low glitter heart, but she desperately wanted them to be born on the … Continue reading →

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Tallulah Belle Willis Busted For Underage Boozing

Posted on April 30, 2011 by admin

Seen here dressed like a Nascar parking lot hooker who is always talking about how she’s trying to get to Las Vegas to become a dancer in a big time clbutty-like stage show (SPOILER ALERT: She ends up working as … Continue reading →

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Posted on April 30, 2011 by admin

Ben Sheward, the cartwheeling verger who was so happy about the Royal Wedding (or happy that it was FINALLY done with) that he let his emotions flip him over so that his crotch smiled at the sky! Now, you know … Continue reading →

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Birthday Sluts

Posted on April 30, 2011 by admin

Willie Nelson (78) Dianna Agron (25) Kirsten Dunst (29) Tyler Labine (33) Amanda Palmer (35) Johnny Galecki (36) Jeff Timmons (38) Adrian Pasdar (46) Lars Von Trier (55) Jane Campion (57) Burt Young (71) Gary Collins (73) Cloris Leachman (85)

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 25

Posted on April 30, 2011 by admin

    Welcome to the 25th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring words said by you about people posted by me. It’s an intimate affair rife with skullduggery and probably the best comment I’ve ever read on … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By ASkars

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

After a day full of technicolor wedding hat bukkake, you might be craving something simple like pictures of Alexander Skarsgard talking on the phone after lonche in L.A. yesterday, so here’s some simple pictures of Alexander Skarsgard talking on the … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

First look at the opening number for Brit Brit’s upcoming tour – The Daily What The only way this exit would’ve been badbutt is if Duchess Kate rode on top of the hood while whipping her hair around to “Pour … Continue reading →

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.29.11

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

    Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Non-Royal Wedding Edition featuring WonkTits, Katy Perry stealing Miley Cyrus’ moves, Ceaser Romero and a clear and obvious sign of an unhealthy obsession. Pip pip cheerio, – The Superficial Click Here to Start … Continue reading →

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Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

    Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick accepted a proposal from David Kovacs in February which she hoped to leverage into the show recasting her. Except the same day she said “yes” to a guy who was actually serious about marrying … Continue reading →

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Prince Hot Ginge’s Crotch Grab Closes My Royal Wedding Coverage (I PROMISE!)

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

With everyone’s idol Flower Girl Grace trying to stop the madness with her hands and this picture of Prince Hot Ginge checking up on his royal scepter, I can say with complete confidence that there’s nothing more to see here. … Continue reading →

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