Monthly Archives: January 2011

Leave It To Charlie….

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

All those “Charlie Sheen Goes to Rehab” headlines are wrong, because the motherf**ker isn’t going anywhere to try to brush off his thirst for crack, the sweet nectar and other fun stuff. Charlie doesn’t go to rehab, rehab goes to … Continue reading →

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Oh, Tyler Perry Just Needed An Excuse To Wear A Tiara

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

Does this mean that Madea’s Big Happy Family features Madea’s first ever drag-on-drag f**k scene, because that poster not only says to me, “stab your eyes out with pieces of broken mirror from your star dressing room,” but it also … Continue reading →

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And BAM! There’s A Bump!

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

Just two weeks ago, it seemed like Natalie Portman’s baby growing area was only the size of a pan of King’s Hawaiian bread (mmmm Hawaiian bread), but her bump came the f**k out at last night’s SAG Awards. Either babies … Continue reading →

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Why Are We So Mean To Fishsticks?!

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

Believe it or not, Lady Gwyneth Paltrow really does hear the bisney BOOOOOS coming from the other side of her castle wall while she gracefully strolls through the gardens and picks organic cabbage roses to make scented water for her … Continue reading →

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Gorgeous In So Many Ways

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

There’s no need for you to contact Madame Tussauds’ security office to let them know that their wax statue of Voldemort escaped out of their building, disguised itself as a Thai transgirl lounge singer and is slowly melting into a … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By A Dachshund Taking A Bath

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

FINALLY f**kING FINALLY! My life line to EVERYTHING (aka the damn Internet) has finally been welded back together by the dude from Verizon and the thing that christened my new connection was this video of a dachshund puppy taking a … Continue reading →

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Charlie Sheen Never Went to Rehab

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

  While earlier reports suggested Charlie Sheen would be spending three months in rehab, surprise! It turns out he never even left his house in the first place and has absolutely no intention to. RadarOnline reports: “Charlie was supposed to … Continue reading →

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What’s Up, Katie Couric? (Did I Just Ask That?) And Other News

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

    – Kim Kardashian hates her “exploitative” nude W shoot now. – Which is why she wants the role of the ultimate sex object, a Bond girl. – Paz de la Huerta puts her best face forward. – Justin Timberlake … Continue reading →

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VIDEO: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Booed in Brazil

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

    While arriving at Sao Paolo Fashion Week in Brazil, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed after being typical Hollywood buttholes and holding up the show for three hours, according to ITN. What’s amazing is how they’re still able … Continue reading →

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Olivia Munn and I Ponder: ‘What’s Suddenly So Interesting Here? Hmm…’

Posted on January 31, 2011 by admin

    Here’s Olivia Munn shopping in SoHo over the weekend and I’m not going to sugar coat it, you can see right through her shirt. I know this isn’t the kind of site for that sort of thing, but I … Continue reading →

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