Monthly Archives: October 2010

With a replica of Vinny’s Ewok-busting dick in her hand, Snooki hosted some Halloween party at Jet in Las Vegas dressed in costume as a pickle princess. Yes, a f**king pickle princess. The Vlasic Stork just swan dived into an … Continue reading →

Even some of the biggest sluts I know have cut back on their random acts of ho sh*t out of fear that the scariest blood-sucking creature in New York (next to that old wheezy queen Carl Paladino, of course) will … Continue reading →

The Grand High Witch (as perfectly played by Anjelica Huston) from The Witches! There’s no better way to start your Halloween than with an eye full of the child hating, mouse killing, chocolate terrorist monster witch of destruction from The … Continue reading →

Vanilla Ice (43) Tinkerbell Hilton (8) Willow Smith (10) Justin Chatwin (28) Samaire Armstrong (30) Eddie Kaye Thomas (30) Piper Perabo (34) Ad-Rock (44) Annabella Lwin (44) Rob Schneider (47) Dermot Mulroney (47) Larry Mullen Jr. (49) Peter Jackson (49) … Continue reading →

And a new stoner hero has emerged in a honey bear wearing a head wig (at least I think that’s a wig)! While talking about legalizing the good sh*t in California on Real Time with Bill Maher last night, Zach … Continue reading →

Doesn’t it just put a sh*t on your day when a dude in a crocodile mask steals your shine? Although, the hot piece with the third-degree Heidi Fleiss face (see thumbnail #5) is giving Croc Dude some serious competition.

Nevermind that Tara Reid’s face looks like a Detective La Toya mask printed on onionskin paper, I’m more concerned that she’s so covered up on Whore-o-peen, the one time of the year (besides New Year’s, your cousin’s wedding, casual Friday, … Continue reading →

At least that’s what The Sun says SamRo told her friend who told The Sun. SamRo has already shaken her head NO to the rumor that she’s got the remnants of Xtina’s lead-based bronzer all over her hot pocket, but … Continue reading →