TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.
While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse’s smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin’s shows get taken out back, she’s totally going to cross over into this sh*t by becoming Kody Brown’s fifth wife.
Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he’s going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody’s fifth wife. Yeah, that’s probably how it’s going to play out.
via The Awl
