It took a while, but Kelly finally found a way to get John to work off those extra pounds. – angel_i
Runners-up:
Bidickle. – El Bastardo
Not since Brad Pitt, has a misused dick been so securely locked up while attached to a skinny frame. – jazzfish_77
You can always tell when George Michael has lost his drivers license again. – zomay</span
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