The saddest and loneliest hapa hobo in all the land smoked a ciggie, drank some coffee and had a funny conversation with his phantom friends (who are made out of air and smog) in a parking lot in NYC today. And Keanu did all of this in front of 3 NO LOITERING signs. Whoever put up those signs was triple serious about NO LOITERING sh*t, but Keanu is doing it anyways. I swear, celebwhores get away with everything! Someone should’ve CITIZEN ARRESTED his butt. Or maybe they just felt sorry for Keanu the same way the whole internet has for months.
