Monthly Archives: September 2010

Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Lohan Is Doomed

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

Betty Ford is currently the place where Lindsay Lohan is trying to kill her nostril’s hunger for the bad sh*t dust and her throat’s craving for orange Creamsicle pills, but her ex-father tells UsWeekly that she’s wasting her time and … Continue reading →

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Tom Hardy Holding Grocery Bags, Ryan Gosling Eating An Apple

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

On the left we have Tom Hardy making those arm veins bulge like Kirstie Alley’s colon after feeding time while carrying grocery bags home in Vancouver. And on the right we have Ryan Gosling eating the f**k out of an … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

The glorious mess that is Paz de la Huerta flashes her chocha bush in Purple – Celebslam Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret, which means they’re going to need another Angel, which means it’s finally Phoebe Price’s chance! – The Superficial … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 30th!

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JLo & Gaycrest Already Hate Each Other

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

The new American Idol judges have barely started filming and there’s already the beginnings of a bisney fight brewing between JLo and tiny little Gaycrest. This isn’t really much of a bisney fight since JLo’s turds are bigger than Gaycrest. … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By The Laziest Kitten Ever

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

What’s lazier than this kitten? NOTHING! This tiny pussy is so damn lazy that it’s trying to turn a teacup into its own personal lounging pod. Hey, lazy puss, that’s for drinking, not for sleeping! But where there’s a will … Continue reading →

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Modern Family’s Gay Kiss Has Finally Arrived

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

I didn’t get to watch “The Kiss” episode of Modern Family last night, because I had to watch She’s Got The Look, America’s Next Top Model, Survivor, Top Chef: Just Desserts and Ma’s Roadhouse instead. Before you ask yourself how … Continue reading →

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Hello, Rachel Bilson and Other News

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

    – Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The f**k You Want Month.” – Tony Curtis, RIP. – Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even Satan is … Continue reading →

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Charlie Sheen Supports Lindsay. Oh, Good.

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

  While her mom, and now dad, make their respective moves for the conservatorship they’ve always dreamed of, Lindsay Lohan is getting support from a man who has to have made her new publicist sh*t at least five kittens if … Continue reading →

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Mad Mel Dropped The Baby

Posted on September 30, 2010 by admin

Sort of. Kind of. OctoSana and Mel Gibson are still slapping each other in the pussies in their neverending custody battle for their little baby girl Lucia. In her ongoing campaign to paint (not even one coat is needed) Mad … Continue reading →

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