Monthly Archives: August 2010

The inside of Amy Wino’s house probably already looks like something out of the Texas Chainsaw Mbuttacre (but more corpses and way more jugs of homemade booze), so imagine what that sh*t will turn into if Dreamboat Doherty moves his … Continue reading →

Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs. We wonder if the cameras were rolling when Shrilla found out that Magilla was mating with another. We do know that Shrilla is really freaking out behind the … Continue reading →

Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me … Continue reading →

Wearing a dress cut so damn high that you could practically see if A-Rod’s a nibbler or not, Cameron Diaz showed up to her 38th birthday party at a restaurant in NYC last night just a few minutes before he … Continue reading →

Nothing gets between 67-year-old Calvin Klein and his Calvins….except maybe this 20-year-old twink model – Gawker Natalie Portman is going to poke her dog’s eyeball out with that nipple – Egotastic! Salma Hayek takes her save the world titties to … Continue reading →

(Thanks Melly)

A Rolls Royce ambulance was once again summoned to Zsa Zsa Gabor’s palatial Bel Air mansion this morning after her husband Prince von Anhalt found her “unresponsive.” A rep for the most glamorous woman to ever sashay across this land … Continue reading →

There’s a few awkward things on this cover of Rolling Stone: 1. All the closed lady legs around Don Draper. 2. Don Draper giving a look like he just swallowed a tidal wave of drunk barfs that tried to rush … Continue reading →

Bravo has confirmed that a shovel’s best friend Camille Grammer is one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (which premieres in October). The cast list is the same one that floated around a few months ago, but Bravo now … Continue reading →