Monthly Archives: July 2010

I’m taking a quick second from slurping up my pre-dinner snack of ice cream soup and a cup of vodka with a splash of tap water to bring you the news that Chelsea Clinton, the curly haired girl we watched … Continue reading →

In just a few short days Antoine Dodson has earned a special place in the Styrofoam carton of rotten ground beef some doctors refer to as my heart. Antoine’s place in my heart is right next to Ariel Wade (Whatever … Continue reading →

Lying down on a tanning bad that somebody else put their crotch on is “skeevy and gross“, but The Real (Foreclosed) Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice obviously got over that for a quick check! Teresa, who is thisclose to … Continue reading →

Casey Affleck got a sexual harbuttment lawsuit thrown at him last week by Amanda White, a producer on the Joaquin Phoenix documentary he directed. In Amanda’s lawsuit, she said that she left the project without getting paid after Casey wouldn’t … Continue reading →

The obsessed Twihards who write RPattz daily love letters on their freshly worn panties should never stop, because there’s a chance that one day in the far future when he’s going through all his fan mail from the glory days … Continue reading →

Jackie Collins is going to choke a bisney out when she finds out that her favorite writin’ slippers are now on the perfectly manicured precious feet of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Di(the “s” is silen)sick. Here’s Kourtney and Scott … Continue reading →

Sorry, Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky, the Wedding of the Year has already taken place so I guess you have to settle for the title of Wedding of the Evening Between the Hours of 6 and 8. UsWeekly reports that … Continue reading →

Meare Kat, the busted down, raggedy butt, fugly stuffed animal cat who is making the media rounds in England after he was left behind in a tearoom in Suffolk! Last Sunday, the tearoom’s owner Liz Everett discovered Meare Kat sitting … Continue reading →

B.J. Novak (31) Eric Lively (29) Ben Chaplin (40) Dean Cain (44) J.K. Rowling (44) Fatboy Slim (47) Wesley Snipes (48) Mark Cuban (52) Don Murray (81)

The Lohan family regularly uses a Slap Chop to dice their rocks and have been known to use a ShamWow to wipe the fake tan grease off of Nana Lohan’s cheek when they kiss her, so it sort of makes … Continue reading →