Monthly Archives: June 2010

Would You Hit It?

This is not something I thought I’d ever see and I have felt some sh*t while listening to “Just Another Day.” This is 47-year-old Jon Secada flexing his veins and popping that apricot Fashion Fair lip gloss at a Chippendale’s … Continue reading

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Spot The Plastic Doll

One of these is an empty-headed plastic toy with hair made out of synthetic fibers and breasts sculpted from a mound of melted orange Legos. The other is a cake. Seriously, Katie Price is starting to make Harvey cry into … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

Crissy Ronaldo is a spitter – Towleroad B.Coop is leaving his beard behind – Lainey Gossip Christina Hendricks embraces the chunk – The Superficial Kelly Brook must own stock in nylon – Egotastic! Dolly Parton is an ageless beauty. Mostly … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 30th!

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Quote From A Juggalo

Nerve asked a few Juggalos and Juggalettes including Dirty Byrd (above) to give out sex advice and to also share stories of all the magic that goes on at shows. Below is Dirty Byrd’s answer to the question: “What’s the … Continue reading

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Mischa Barton Does Her Best Lindsay Lohan Impersonation

Looking like she just rolled out of the gutter where she was spooning with her career, Mischa Barton and a friend visited the Hammer (more like Hammered) Museum together and later she went to an ATM to collect a “no … Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By The Old Spice Dude

Isaiah Mustafa, the piece who made thousands of horny tricks do all sorts of kinky sh*t with an Old Spice bottle, is back in a brand new commercial that will swan dive into some of your vaginas. This still doesn’t … Continue reading

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Dumb Bitch Of The Year

And for once, I’m not talking about any member of the Lohan family. Although, now that I think about it the bumbling fool of a cop in this story should probably pay a visit to Ancestry.com, because based on his … Continue reading

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The Search for Banner Girl: Day 2

  As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MbuttIVE.) … Continue reading

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Russell Brand Has to Die

    Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I buttume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post … Continue reading

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