Earlier I posted a highly important news story (eat that with a dollop of whipped sarcasm on top) about White Oprah’s plans to hold a press conference today to talk about her new line of eco-friendly toothbrushes. Aaaaaand here’s the pictures from that very special press conference which was held in one of the lesser used gates at Port Authority in NYC.
The launch of the Lohan Brush was attended by a college student doing her final thesis on mental illness, a few Japanese tourists (they are everywhere) and a dozen people that White Oprah owes money to.
White Oprah told those who attended that the green Lohan Brush requires no water. This will come in handy when your water has been shut off due to non-payment and you need to clean out your pipe. White Oprah is always thinking about Lindsay. And she really is, because that white brush can double as a taint tickler.
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