Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman’s vagina long enough to get her pregnant, and now he’s prancing and pirouetting right over the damn moon. You know the other planets are giving him the “not this bisney too” side-eye.
A source tells Star Magazine that Mario and his girlfriend Courtney Laine Mazza are expecting a baby friend together, “Mario is over the moon with joy since finding out he’s having a baby. She’s approximately three months pregnant and is healthy and happy.”
Mario confirmed the news to his employer Extra, “Courtney and I couldn’t be more excited. I’ve waited my whole life to be a dad, this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra.“
You know, my guess is that AC Slater got into Jessie’s Spanos caffeine pills and that sh*t took him so high that he floated into the galaxy. I’m so NOT excited about AC being over the moon. Mario can redeem himself by naming his kid Screech, Lisa Turtle or Miss Bliss.
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
