Somewhere in the world a dozen Totally Hair Ken Dolls are cursing Billy Bob Thornton’s name while holding their bald heads – Lainey Gossip
Daddy Spears needs to summon Our Lady of Cheetos back to his kitchen with promises of Velveeta grits, because this doesn’t look good – Hollywood Tuna
Here’s your chance at a comeback, Miss Cleo! – The Superficial
The answer to all of OctoCrazy’s financial troubles! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Is that Evil Russell from Survivor with Stephanie Seymour?! – Egotastic!
MAH BOO WAS AWFUL ROBBED ON JEOPARDY! - Gawker TV
Angie Jo’s penis gloves return to The Tourist set – Popsugar
Kate Moss is sober for once. Yeah, I’m just having a laugh – Holy Moly!
Look at this adorable picture of a prisoner and her master – Just Jared
Sarah Jessica Parker’s hands terrifying innocent people in Vegas – Hollywood Rag
Another reason for why auto-spell on cell phones is the work of the devil – Towleroad
Sharon Stone could NEVER ruin anything! Well, except for the lives of a hundred mink – Celebisneyy
And today’s episode of “The Jokes Write Themselves” is brought to you by Jennifer Aniston – I’m Not Obsessed
CoCo has a lot of love to give – Cityrag
In other news, SamRo just announced that she’s moving to India – ICYDK
