Dear Mattel, I’ll Take Your Entire Stock Of Anderson Cooper Dolls
Technically, it’s a Mad Men Roger Sterling doll, but it looks more like a Mah Boo action (don’t ask what kind of action) figure to my partial eyes. That pucker is unmistakable.
For just $75, the price of 2 martinis in Manhattan, you can own your very own Mad Men doll. Mattel is putting out a Joan, Roger, Don and Betty doll in July to promote the fourth season of Mad Men.
There’s a few things Mattel forgot to add. First of all, where is the pair of red silk panties in Don Draper’s jacket pocket? Second of all, why doesn’t each doll have a Lucky Strike in their mouth and a stiff cocktail in their hand? But most important of all, where in the name of Aretha Franklin is Joan’s magnificent chichis and 8th World Wonder butt?! Is there a plastic drought or something? I know we’re in a recession, but Joan’s body never is. They did her wrong. That doll looks more like my Asian friend Frances dressed as Ginger from Gilligan’s Island for Halloween.
via Vulture
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