Monthly Archives: March 2010

Beth Ditto on how she used to be the government cheese version of Winona Ryder: “I have a hard time not buying or stealing. If I want something, I have to have it. But not anymore. The last time was … Continue reading →

Jennifer Aniston is taking Lamaze clbuttes and pulling out the birthing pool, because she’s about to give birth to herself once again. And you know she’s going to throw herself a baby shower and sh*t. Jennifer tells Harper’s Bazaar UK … Continue reading →

Do you remember when Britney Spears had her issues a couple of years ago she took a pap along with her for the ride? Well, this very troubled C list movie actress with A list name recognition is doing the … Continue reading →

You know how Angelina Jolie is thinking about playing the title role in Tim Burton’s Maleficent? Well, InTouch Weekly thinks she’s perfect for the role since she’s basically a living (?), breathing (??) version of the Mistress of Evil (cackle, … Continue reading →

What kind of nightmare did I just walk into? Brenda Walsh was voted off of DWTS last night! That homewrecking slut Kelly Taylor must be behind this – Just Jared The world also held a press conference yesterday where it … Continue reading →

(Thanks April)

The evil executioners of Hollywood need to stop punishing Goldie Hawn for the existence of Kate Hudson. It’s not entirely her fault, yet they continue to kick her in the bagina bone by ruining her clbuttics. They have already put … Continue reading →

What’s worse than filming your kids in the backseat while driving? Breaking your little son’s heart into a zillion pieces by telling him he’s not a single lady. To think, in 15 years, that boy would’ve become an overnight internet … Continue reading →