Monthly Archives: February 2010

LiLo is not kissing on Roberto Cavalli because she loves the feel of charbroiled flesh against her collage-stuffed worm lips. LiLo is trying to distract Roberto while her hand snatches his wallet. And since sticky fingers (in more ways than … Continue reading →

Whitney Houston rolled into Sydney Airport this morning looking like the crazy lady in your neighborhood who hacks at her front yard weeds with a kitchen knife at 12 in the morning, and threatens to shoot you with a BB … Continue reading →

Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told George Lopez of all people about how she regularly vagazzles her chocha and recommends that every woman join her. Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see … Continue reading →

If you just got back from Sunday service where you drank all the Blood of Christ, snorted a handful of crushed down communion wafers and free-based holy water in the bathroom, turn around and go back to do it all … Continue reading →

Zhora, the alcoholic Russian chimp who has been forced into rehab by his people. Unfortunately for us, Zhora is one of those shy drunks, so there’s no pictures of him in action. Instead I had to use this picture of … Continue reading →

Gavin MacLeod (80) Fefe Dobson (25) Karolina Kurkova (26) Ali Larter (34) Tangi Miller (36) Rory Cochrane (38) Robert Sean Leonard (41) Rae Dawn Chong (49) John Turturro (53) Cindy Wilson (53) Gilbert Gottfried (55) Mercedes Ruehl (62) Mike Figgis … Continue reading →

Jim Carrey’s daughter Jane gave birth to a baby friend of the male variety in Los Angeles last night. This is Jane’s first kid with her musician husband Alex Santana (no relation to Carlos, I tink). People has the details: … Continue reading →

Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son Michael Biosil committed suicide in Los Angeles last night by jumping from his downtown apartment building. Donny Osmond confirmed the sad news to Entertainment Tonight (of course). Donny released this short statement to them: “My family … Continue reading →