Before we begin, this is obligatory: Ctl + Alt + DeleteTheGoatBeardAlreadyBrad
At last night’s Directors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Billy Goat Brad came out of his cave to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, and St. Angie tagged along. But St. Angie skipped the red carpet.
People says that Brangie murdered the break-up rumors by acting all affectionate with each other during the show. Some witness-type said, “They looked very giggly. They look like they are having a fun time. It’s definitely a date.“
Cut to the Brangaloonies shouting: PRAISE BEAUTIFULL ANGELINA AND BRAD FOR PROOVING THE LOOSER HATERZZZZ WRONG! JP 4 EVAHZ!!!!
Cut to everyone else saying: They were giggly because they were stoned out of their minds! It’s the only way they can handle being near each other.
And it goes on…
