Monthly Archives: January 2010

You know that time (just pretend you do) Brit Brit was halfway home from Costco when she realized she forgot something important in the parking lot? No, not her box of beef and cheese Slim Jims. Brit Brit would never … Continue reading →

Here’s Prince Michael Jr. and Paris Jackson accepting their late father’s lifetime achievement award at the Grammy Awards tonight. To answer my own question above, I think Blanket couldn’t make it because he was meeting with the lawyers to legally … Continue reading →

At tonight’s Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bisney needs more … Continue reading →

James St. James over at WOW Report is part of Drew Barrymore’s inner Facebook harem, because he jokes that he got her drunk on Kahlua and coke when she was 10. I’m sure it wasn’t Kahlua and coke. It was … Continue reading →

At Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party last night, RiRi’s dress took me to so many places. It took me to Candy Spelling’s gift wrapping room, because homehead looked like she just had a totally messy orgy with a bunch of tissue … Continue reading →

This rumor about Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend breaking up really makes me want to poke a hole through an apple (NOT LIKE THAT), top it with the good sh*t and puff puff puff away. Actually, I’d probably want to … Continue reading →

Before we begin, this is obligatory: Ctl + Alt + DeleteTheGoatBeardAlreadyBrad At last night’s Directors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Billy Goat Brad came out of his cave to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, and St. Angie tagged … Continue reading →

Underneath the black crust that covers my heart lives a soft spot that is reserved for old butt drunkity drunk drunks only. I don’t know why that is. Probably because they are usually the only ones who talk to me … Continue reading →

Debbie Deb was a Hot Slut back in the earlier days of Dlisted in 2005, but I felt she deserved an encore appearance in honor of Grammy Day! Debbie Deb was never nominated for a Grammy, but if it was … Continue reading →