Just moments after the Lollipop Guild’s go-to-lapdancer Tila Tequila and baby lube heiress Casey Johnson announced their engagement, Nay Nay “Google Me bisney” Semel fired a ping pong ball filled with hate at the happy couple. Now that the L-Word is off the air we’re just going to have to take what we can get when it comes to lesbian theatrics.
Nay Nay, who used to clit dance with Casey and Tila, tells E! Online that she believes that their engagement might as well have been orchestrated by Richard Heene, because it’s a stunt. This is what Nay Nay had to say, “They don’t even speak. Casey can’t stand Tila. They’ve only spoken once, and they’re doing this as a publicity stunt to get back at me.“
As for Tila’s claims that Casey decorated her toddler finger with an authentic 17-carat diamond engagement ring, Nay Nay thinks that the ring must be a Laila Rowe original because the heiress is as broke as Sheree. Nay Nay explained, “Casey can’t even fill up her gas tank. She doesn’t have a penny to her name. Her parents have cut her off completely. I have texts from her saying she’s broke and can’t even afford to meet me for dinner.“
Nay Nay also made sure she covered all of the media bases by also talking to Radar. Nay Nay said that Casey doesn’t even have custody of her adopted daughter anymore, and should be working to get her back. Survey says? NO, SHE SHOULDN’T! Even if the poor child is being raised by a bunch of empty beer cans, she’s still in better hands (or pull tabs).
And what does Tila Tequila think about Nay Nay’s accusations? “Casey and I are very happily engaged and excited to plan our wedding in Mbuttachusetts, where we can be legally married. And as for Courtenay, we hope that she minds her own business and stays clbutty,” said the refined pearl who gave the world a taste (NSFL) of her tampon string.
