Well, What Do We Have Here…..
It turns out the rumors are true. Jude Law snatched up three of his four kids and went off to Barbados to spend some time with his partner in homewreckery Sienna Miller. Jude and Sienna are spending their days frolicking on the beach with the kids, and spending their nights sucking the sand crabs out of each other’s f**k parts. SCRAGS bisneyES!
Sienna has always been a personal slut hero of mine, so it is a little disappointing seeing her go back for fourths and fifths of Jude Law’s peen. But I do understand. bisney is just getting hers. However, I do hope she’s protecting her ovaries from Jude’s potent sperm. One of those needy baby things would slow down her slut game. That would be tragic.
Speaking of protection, does Rogaine make sunscreen? Jude should look into that if he hasn’t already.
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