Monthly Archives: December 2009

Happy New Year!

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

Can you believe the decade is already over? It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000. And now we’re going to be boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2010! CRAZY! Time flies … Continue reading →

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The Song Of The Decade

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

It’s still not 2010 for some of us, so it’s not too late to name this as the SONG OF THE DECADE! sh*t, this might be the anthem of all our lives! It’s the hatetress of hate Megan Phelps of … Continue reading →

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New Year’s Eve Crumbs

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

Cruella de Stone KILLED A MUPPET!!!!!! – Socialite Life Simon Cowell is the Titty King of Barbados – Popsugar Fishy barf – Lainey Gossip Whore pit viper – Hollywood Tuna This is our future, Part 3,224,556 (site NSFW) – Drunken … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 31st!

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

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…..The Fuck?

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

I didn’t know Twiki from Buck Rogers was doing vocal for Flavor Flav. That’s the only reasonable explanation for why Foofy Foo’s new single “I’ll Never Let You Go (An Ode to Auto-Tune)” sounds like a robot with Tourettes singing … Continue reading →

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Lady GaGa’s Vagina Says ‘Adios, 2009!’

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa’s vagina until Monday (You’re welcome, by the way.), let’s take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren’t just naked pictures. Even though those are the real… …read … Continue reading →

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We are doomed as a society.

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

Years from now when we’re huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I’ll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say “I knew this was coming the moment… …read … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By Monkeys Trying To Eat Jell-O

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

When the monkeys at the Bronx zoo were presented with a mound of Jell-O with blueberries in it, they didn’t know whether to attack it or make out with it. Hell, all of us should approach Jell-O with the same … Continue reading →

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Snooki Tells All Her Haters To Fuck Off

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

Jersey Shore’s Snookikins, the gorgeous dingle John Waters farted up one night after a manicotti dinner, has a way with words the same way she has a way with pickles. The Pickle Whisperer gave an eloquent statement when asked how … Continue reading →

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Rosie O’s New Piece Has A Child Army Of Her Very Own

Posted on December 31, 2009 by admin

The ladyfriend Rosie O’Donnell was spotted holding hands with the other day is her new bagina bumpin’ lover. And the woman sounds like even St. Angie bows down before her halo. That was served without any sarcasm. Not a drop. … Continue reading →

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