Please take a quick second from sneaking vodka and computer clean shots underneath your desk (in celebration of the theme of the day) to vote for October’s Hot Slut of the Month. Make sure to take a few extra shots before voting, because you’re going to need a clear head.
And it’s voting day for some of us, so your finger should already be used to it. Your choices this month are:
Tenobaila: The premiere butt shaker of YouTube and your mom’s greatest hero
Frankie Lons: Former (?) crackhead jailbird turned reality show superstar
Derek J: Swish samurai and expert high-heel strutter
Abuelita Hot Chocolate: Don’t even ask or you’ll get slapped in your teefs
Deidra Daley Everett: BBW internet supermodel
Voting is in the sidebar to the right as usual. The winning slut will be revealed in a lavish ceremony (not really) on Thursday. Happy Votin’ & Boozin’ Day!
