Sprinkle chocolate chips and shove a damn candle on top and you got Sandra Lee’s Semi-homemade facial. – TexnDoc
Runners-up:
At first we all thought SJP was just kidding when she proclaimed her love for the smell of wet diapers. - Lady RedBush
Damn it! I should have called the police! I knew my neighbor was being battered! – NoAnjl
(Thanks Dan)
