Hands and utensils everywhere breathed a sigh of relief with the invention of the Kirstie Alley Feed-O-Matic made from 100% titanium. – suze
Runners-up:
Why is he sucking Heather Mills toes? - El Bastardo
It turns out that the DNA tests performed by the Maury Povich Show were a bit unorthodox. – loozer
If you need help with your gag reflex you can just visit a Pam Anderson fashion show. – freebird
(Thanks John)
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