Long Before Keyboard Cat Was Around…..

…..there was PIANO BUNNY! Although, it doesn’t take a member of Peta to tell you that Piano Bunny obviously didn’t want to be in the spotlight.

Here’s a clip from 1983 of some terrifying crazy lady, who I’m pretty sure was Dana Carvey’s inspiration for the Church Lady, forcing her pet bunny to play the piano. The loontardian even shouts at the poor creature, “PLAY LIKE YOU DID YESTERDAY!” Obviously, Joe Jackson taught this crazy everything he knows about how to pimp out your young.

Hopefully that bunny got her back by sh*tting in her ears while she slept. A bunny’s poo ball can travel to the BRAIN!

VIA Buzzfeed