There’s been many a rumor going around that Jessica Biel is no longer taking a strap-on to Justin Timberlake’s succulent nalgas. They have denied the rumors and continue to be photographed walking arm-in-arm like they are still seeing hearts in their eyes. Some source tells Fox411 that Justin and Jessica are together, but only on a part-time basis. Basically, they are f**k time friends.
The source added, “Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship. At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be. She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.”
If I was Jessica’s confidante/roid-supplier, I’d tell her butt to take her silicone dick elsewhere. Pack that sh*t up and find a new hole to bone. I mean, Justin demoted her from full-time to part-time lover. It’s just a matter of time before he finds a different ho that can make him squeal like…well…like Justin Timberlake hitting falsetto.
Besides, Jessica has already munched on that butt, so it’s time to find a different flavor.
And below is Justin on the set of the Facebook movie today. Justin is playing Sean Parker. I didn’t know Sean Parker got his clothes from a guido’s dirty laundry basket.
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