Stove Top Stuffing! Because no high-clbutt Thanksgiving is complete without canned cranberries and Stove Top! You will seriously impress absolutely everybody when you shovel a heaping serving on this processed deliciousness onto their plates.
And if you have a little leftover, you can do what I usually do with canned cranberries. Just throw it into a blender, add apple rum, blend and serve in the plastic cup of your choice (do they make plastic martini cups?). If you get a little sick, just mix it in with your Stove Top-tini and give it another go!
Beeeeelow is just one of the clbuttic Stove Top commercials where the greedy butt kids love that sh*t so much that they arrange to eat it twice in one night. They act like it’s laced with the good sh*t.