Patty from Dallas Divas & Daughters - The Style Network has their own low-budget knock-off of The Real Housewives series called Dallas Divas & Daughters, which follows rich refined ladies (aka hos living beyond their means thanks to credit cards and second mortgages) of Dallas and their snotty daughters. The obvious break-out star of the show is Patty, the chola with a gold-plated heart.
If an AquaNet-addicted chola won big in Scratchers, moved to Dallas, replaced the razors in her hair with necklaces bought at Marshall’s, she would be PATTY! La Fancee!
Below is a clip from last night’s episode of Patty posing for her a portrait she plans to give to her daughter for graduation. While most parents give their kids a car, birth control pills or an invoice for graduation, Patty gives her daughter a nude portrait of her as a precious cholita angel sent down from Sharpie heaven to spread the beauty of high-art eyebrows. The gift that keeps on giving….you dry heaves.
