Monthly Archives: November 2009

Why doesn’t Dreamboat Doherty just sit in his chair and suck the sh*t out of his nails like a good crackhead instead of constantly acting the butt wherever he goes. Whenever we’re not looking, he’s sticking his hand in the … Continue reading →

Birthdays: March 13, 1982 & December 5, 1979 Ages: 27 (Ohad) & 29 (Ryan & Dan) Birth Names: Ohad Einbinder, Ryan and Dan Kowarsky Original Date of HS of the Day: November 23, 2009 Claim to Fame: b4-4 was a … Continue reading →

Baby Jesus speaks! No, he really does. The New York Times got to hear him speak actual words for a fluffy profile piece they did on him which ran this past weekend. Cut them some sh*t, it was Thanksgiving weekend. … Continue reading →

If you haven’t sent a picture of your chichis and coochie to your latest boyfriend, then send RiRi his address because she would like to mail him an “I Feel Sorry For You” greeting card. You see, RiRi’s motto is: … Continue reading →

Yesterday afternoon, People Magazine sang from the mountain tops that Jakey had slipped on his favorite tutu (the purple one with pink butterflies on it) and pirouetted out of Reese’s life forever. A few hours later, Reese’s spokesbisney cursed People’s … Continue reading →

Tommy Girl is going to give Stepford Katie a slew of “No You Didn’t Girl” snaps for leaving her prison with ratty hair like this – Lainey Gossip Hermione Granger in a two-piece – Egotastic! Carmen Electra got me – … Continue reading →

(Thanks Karen)

f**k the Tiger Woods story. Screw that White House crashers bullsh*t. This right here is the most interesting thing that made its way into my inbox this weekend. It’s Surprised Kitty! But a few tips before you watch. Your heart … Continue reading →

A couple of weeks ago, Anthony Michael Hall’s ex-girlfriend Diana Falzone took out a restraining order against him after he allegedly bashed her head into a wall. Diana said that AMH was definitely drunk at the time and might have … Continue reading →