Monthly Archives: October 2009

On Today this morning, Matt Lauer dressed up as a former gay twink power bottom porn star who now works as a third-tier Luke Skywalker impersonator at children’s birthday parties (aka Bruno). Oh, and to answer my question, DUH! But … Continue reading →

Here’s Scott Speedman shuffling around the streets of Beverly Hills in man-flops with his fresh out of the oven (not an ode to JLo) muffin top peeking out. It needs butter. Okay, okay, I know Scott doesn’t look like he … Continue reading →

All ballsacks need to leave the room now. Whatever was left of mine is already on the corner trying to flag a cab down. You’ve been warned. Anthony Clark was strolling down a street in Langley, Canada, minding his own … Continue reading →

A man named Chidi Uzomah was arrested at the E! building in Los Angeles this morning after he showed up asking for Ryan Seacrest. Security recognized Chidi as a known Seacrest-stalker and immediately called the police. It was game over … Continue reading →

The most disturbing thing about these pictures is seeing Twit & Twat with babies in their hands….even fake ones – Just Jared Just like Heidi Klum, I like to only wear a pair of suspenders when I’m out catching flies … Continue reading →

Today’s caption picture in all its glory might be too much for some of you to handle, so it’s after the jump. Put a block of ice on your crotch and JUMP! read more

So now you finally know what my second job is. I’m a Fly Pumpkhead on The CW News in Omaha, Nebraska. I WISH. If I had moves like that I wouldn’t be wasting my talents on the local news. I’d … Continue reading →

The cover for Glamberace’s single “For your EnterTAINTment” isn’t going to transport you to a planet where glittery unicorns ejaculate rainbows (aka Planet Cornify) like his album portrait, but it might make your f**k hole inhale until it goes blue. … Continue reading →