Just a few months ago, Christina Ricci was engaged to a dude whose nipple was bigger than her. That relationship ended, because Christina was sick of climbing ladders to ride his peen and getting poked in the spine by his dick during sexy times wasn’t comfortable.
So Christina is now bouncing around with a new piece who goes by the name of Curtis Buchanan. Curtis looks like he doesn’t crush her finger bones into dust when holding her hand, so Christina no longer has crazy emergency room bills. IN THIS ECONOMY, some hos really can’t afford to f**k with Jolly Green Giant dick. The recession is evil in all ways.
