Monthly Archives: October 2009

It’s Slutoween which means Wonky hits the streets dressed like a slutty version of something or another. This year, she dressed as Whore-othy from The Wizard of Valtrex, and forced her burrito heir boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, to wear the same … Continue reading →

It really isn’t Halloween until last year’s HSOH (Hot Slut of Hallowpeen) Tim Curry opens up his precious mouth and serenades us while waving his sexy pink cape around. And The Grand Wizard is always right: anything can happen on … Continue reading →

Beyonce is f**king with Solange again! You know Beyonce told Basement Baby that she’s way too *edgy* and *unique* for a mainstream record label, so she advised her to put on her pioneer hat and go out on her own! … Continue reading →

Here’s Katie Pierson of the B-52′s (for the youngins who don’t know) at Bette Midler’s Annual Hulaween Gala in NYC last night with her partner in pussy Monica Coleman. My Google Alerts are obviously missing some Kate Pierson in their … Continue reading →

Just a few months ago, Christina Ricci was engaged to a dude whose nipple was bigger than her. That relationship ended, because Christina was sick of climbing ladders to ride his peen and getting poked in the spine by his … Continue reading →

If the first thing you saw in the morning were two paintings of A-Roidy as a Centaur, you’d probably crawl back under your sheets and pray that the end is swift and painless. When A-Roidy wakes up and sees himself … Continue reading →

Deidra Daley Everett – An internet BBW model, wannabe gay icon and a “spooktestant” on Chris & John’s Halloween Superstar, which airs on OUTtv in Canada Halloween Superstar is a reality show searching for…you guessed it…Halloween’s biggest superstar. Deidra is … Continue reading →

Sally Kirkland (68) Tinkerbell Hilton (7) Christie Hayes (23) Justin Chatwin (27) The Cheeky Girls (27) Samaire Armstrong (29) Eddie Kay Thomas (29) Piper Perabo (33) Vanilla Ice (42) Ad-Rock (43) Annabella Lwin (43) Rob Schneider (46) Dermot Mulroney (46) … Continue reading →

Jon Grosselin is no longer using Ed Hardy as his full-time spiritual advisor. Instead, Jon is listening to the mouth belonging to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach (but you can call him Rabbi Famewhore). Unfortunately, Rabbi SB has not advised Jon to … Continue reading →

The Polish papers have already reported this weeks ago that Colin Farrell has a brand new son, but now it’s confirmed. Colin’s spokeswhore says that his girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda, popped out their first baby together on October 7th. … Continue reading →