Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it’s macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a splash of Baby Jesus’ tears of mercy in it. Just a splash. She didn’t want to go wild in the afternoon. Vadge did it all during a segment taped for The Late Show with David Letterman. Vadge and Letterman go waaaaaaay back to the dark ages.
Even though Vadge has dropped the f**k word several times on his show, seeing her eat a pizza was probably more shocking for Letterman.
And I have to admit that I kind of like Vadge’s whole “First Lady of Russia circa 1989” look.
