Monthly Archives: September 2009

Oh, good. She’s wearing Daisy Dukes again.

Well, it’s official: Crazy Britney is back, and in full uniform. Here she is rekindling her love affair with Daisy Dukes Wednesday afternoon, and I’m starting to think going to Target has become this year’s aimlessly drive around until… …read … Continue reading

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Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news

- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez’s sexual conquests – with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater] – Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip] – Denise. …read … Continue reading

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Vadge Eats!

Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it’s macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a … Continue reading

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Peter Andre Doesn’t Need Sex When He Has Chocolate

Ever since Peter Andre and Katie Price separated, he has taken a vow of celibacy. My guess is that Peter just wants to let his genitals heal after being exposed to toxic levels of fake tanning grease. Peter says that … Continue reading

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Oprah Wants The Olympics!

Oprah got in her solid gold jet and flew all the way to Copenhagen to declare to the Olympic committee that she’s ready to embrace the summer games! The Mighty O and Michelle Obama will appear before the International Olympic … Continue reading

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Crazy Bitch Of The Day!

Usually when you have a fight with your common-law husband, you hit him over the head with a frying pan, shank him in the neck with an ice-pick or call his mother to tell her that you caught him jacking … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

Amanda Woodward reporting for bisneyery! bisney needs to put down that water and slap a trick or steal a ho’s man – Hollywood Tuna Sophie Monk proves that she’s more than just Benji Madden’s ex-piece by bringing her titty out … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 30th!

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Dennis Hopper Is In The Hospital

Entertainment Tonight is saying that 73-year-old Dennis Hopper was rushed to the hospital in NYC today. According to them, Dennis was brought in by an ambulance and was wearing an oxygen mask. One witness said they saw a lot of … Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By MC Crackie

Here we have self-proclaimed “Jewmaican” Amy Wino spitting our rhymes during a late-night jam session. Yes, she sounds like a deaf dolphin who just masturbated with a power strip and gargled with handful of hot tacks, but what did you … Continue reading

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